Do YOU get torqued at movie "critics" who seem to have an insatiable urge to give away key plot points in their reviews?

Or those big studio sychophants who find something to gush over in every movie? Gimme a break. A turkey should be called a turkey.

Not here.

I give you my impressions of the movie with its premise along with enough plot intimations to make the review coherent.

I also view the movie more than one way: an action movie junkie is looking for something diff than fratboy scanning the paper for a date movie--that kind of thing. How effective the movie is at attaining its goal determines its percentage score. 100% in a category is as good as it gets. Of course the same movie will score differently depending upon the outlook of the particular movie-goer. So this ain't a digital (think Siskel & Ebert) review forum.

the Current Reviews:

• AI: Artificial Intelligence
• The Fast and the Furious
• Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within
• Jurassic Park III
• Pearl Harbor
• Planet of the Apes
• Shrek
• Swordfish

Movie Titles A thru F

Movie Titles G thru M

Movie Titles N thru S

Movie Titles T thru X